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“Finally hit my first homer. 111 f-in’ at-bats. I don’t want your stinkin’ applause. I average 42 home runs a year. Don’t take pity on me. Scioscia benched me. He wouldn’t let me take batting practice. I freakin’ shaved! It’s about damn time.” - Fictional thoughts that ran through Albert Pujols’ head, based on the picture on MLB.com.

…Those are probably pretty close to his actual thoughts.

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   My family was at this game. I had to work. :/

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    so proud of you berto

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    goddammit no more albert pujols homerless jokes :(

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    LOL. True. I don’t think anyone was pitying him. Angels fans can be pretty brutal if they don’t see results. The face...

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